My EFE make over.

by **Captain Chaos** » Wed May 15, 2013 5:35 pm

you're a puff

by **FBJ admin** » Wed May 15, 2013 5:56 pm

Ha ha. Any bikes better than no bike on the road bud. Sorted things like zzrs cbr1000s gsxf1100 !are proper cheap money hyper bikes. 170mph for less than a grand amazing. So u might be on a bike at squires and farmyard party

by **stockcar** » Wed May 15, 2013 6:35 pm

hope the ponce thing isnt catching....................

by **dixiethedog** » Wed May 15, 2013 7:50 pm

I shall be at Squires,all be it on the ZZR or worse,the car.
Im off to Pendine sands for the speed event thing the same weekend as the Farmyard.
I'll be at Stormin though. I havent missed a year since about 98. Year in year out...it's like my holiday.
I wanted to stay when they moved to some farmers field and it rained and rained and rained. The buggers cancelled it on me!

Funnily enough,I was just chatting with a mate about Squires,saying that if I see some nice old aircooled stuff in the metal,it might re-ignite my brain for old ****!.
In the mean time,I'll be riding around like some sort of homosexual on a bike with a fairing. :lol:

A F***ing fast bike,that handles well enough for me,carries the Mrs on the pillion,didnt cost much,cost less than £70 to insure for the year...... :lol:

What is happening to me!? :lol:

by **dixiethedog** » Wed May 15, 2013 7:51 pm

Old and sensible. :lol:

by **FBJ admin** » Wed May 15, 2013 8:44 pm

Er i got an idea. If loads of acs bikes turn up you could help me judge top three bikes if your up for it? I brought 3 rosettes

by **dixiethedog** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:14 am

lol,Id be honoured to help pick bikes for rosette's,but do you think Im really qualified? lol.

A few years back,the local RNLI held a bike show in North Shields,which they do every year,and my mate Robbie (famed chop builder,lol)had been asked to judge.
Myself and a mate caught up with him as he wondered around the bikes,and the rain started. Heavy rain. What one do you like,he asked,"err...that one..." Pointing at the 1st thing that caught my eye... and we headed for the cover of the pub. Guess which bike won the show? lol. The one I pointed at. :lol:

Still,I suppose,the owner was happy!!!!

by **Captain Chaos** » Thu May 16, 2013 6:44 pm

dixiethedog wrote:What is happening to me!?

just face it dude, you're a puff

by **dixiethedog** » Fri May 17, 2013 9:42 am

Enough of this puff business. I need some motorbike excitement Ive decided.
The ZZR things is as docile as a kittens fart. You still have to rev them hard to make them go quick.
I think after all,I need some muscle. :lol:

Some nice big hard bronzed firm muscle,rippling in the sunshine,big hard pecs and firm thighs..OOPS! thats making me a puff! :lol:

Nah,I need some brutal muscle in the form of a big old suzuki,with either a 1260cc non turbo motor,or an (forgive me please)the gsxr11 with a turbo. :lol:

The kawasaki isnt after all making my life complete. Spanners please...

by **Captain Chaos** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:05 am

common sence prevails.

Carry on